Conversations Lately

#1
William in the bathtub before school:
W: Mamma, I think I'm sick.
Mamma: Uh, Oh. What's wrong?
W: I think I'm getting a cough, *cough, cough* (very pitifully)
M: I think you're going to be ok.
W: I can't go to school today. (again quite pitiful)
M: I think you can.
W: But Mamma, I'm getting a fever!

He's only in Kindergarten! It's starting waaaayyy too early!


#2
W: Mamma! I'm in the bathroom!
M: Good for you! What do you need?
W: Come wipe my butt!
M: Why can't you do that yourself?
W: Because there's lots of dirty poops!
M: OK. Why don't you call your Daddy for this sometimes?
W: Because you're the cool one!

Don't know whether to be flattered or not! LOL